This song was never recorded.  Will it ever be?  Will the other half of The Worst return, to record this great hit just looming, waiting to catapult onto the airwaves?  Only time will tell ....
 
48 States (S. Gaudet)
 
Chorus
There are 48 states in the United States, and
There are 48 states in the world, and
48 states are just enough for the United States, and
48 states are enough for the world
There's Massachusetts and Florida and
Idaho and North Dakota
There's California and Mississippi and
Some other territories like Guam and the Canary Islands
 
There's Alabama and Michigan and
Delaware and Connecticut
There's Arizona and Utah and
A lot of other states too
Chorus
 
Bridge
48 states for you and me
48 states oh can't you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
Were our 48 states?
 
Chorus
How did we get all 48 states, and
How do we fit them all on the flag?
Some people say Alaska counts and
Hawaii counts and
I guess that's technically true

Chorus, fade