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The Bible in 30 Minutes ... Or Less!
by Anton Bucher
Although it’s the most published book in human history, the Bible tends to be a little challenging to read in just one sitting. Enjoy this retelling of all 1000+ pages of the book, from the creation of Light to the end of the world, in a guaranteed thirty minutes or less, with a cast of thirteen performing all 101 major characters. It’s the Bible for the modern American attention span!
Check Please
by Jonathan Rand
A man and a woman go to the same restaurant, each hoping to meet that “special someone.” However, as anyone who’s ever suffered through a blind date knows: who they do meet, on this comical series of horrible matches, is anything but special. Meet just about every romantic character flaw possible in this one act performance.
Employees Must Wash Hands ... Before Murder!
by Don Zolidis
Can you remember the worst job you’ve ever had? “Employees Must Wash Hands...Before Murder!” features a complete cast of dysfunctional individuals, along with a highly memorable “instructional video” for new employees. See if you can solve the murder before this play races to its gripping conclusion.
The Least Offensive Play in the Whole Darn World
by Jonathan Rand
Wouldn’t it be great if we could take everything that anyone might ever find offensive, and get rid of it? Now presenting, in an exciting infomercial format: The Scriptcleaner5000! Watch, in awe, as this amazing new device systematically removes violence, sex, bad words, and everything else offensive from some of the most popular plays in history.
| Producer, Director | Mr. Sean Gaudet |
| Assistant Director | Claire Elmblad ('07) |
| Costume Designer | Lauren Vanhelden ('09) |
| Props & Set Designer | Johora Ramotar ('07) |
| Makeup Designer | Megan Russell ('08) |
| Publicist | Megan Russell ('08) |
"The Bible in 30 Minutes ... Or Less"
| Performer | Role |
| Wes Ford | Narrator |
| Mary Powell | God |
| Stephen Hopkins | lots of people |
| Karly Muzik | lots of people |
| Rachael Freeman | lots of people |
| Jessica Olarte | lots of people |
| Johora Ramotar | lots of people |
| Kelsey Loynaz | lots of people |
| Amanda Blommel | lots of people |
| Kristina Otero | lots of people |
| Catherine Zichy | lots of people |
| Ariana Lee | lots of people |
| Kyle Adams | Timekeeper |
"Check, Please"
| Performer | Role |
| Bobby Petitt | Guy |
| Lexi Davies | Girl |
| Brandon Armstrong | Brandon |
| Colby Smith | Melanie |
| Danique Haywood | Mark |
| Katie Gardner | Mary, Sophie |
| Katherine Vargas | Linda |
| Kyle Adams | Manny |
| Manuel Camunas | Louis |
| Margie Williams | Pearl |
| Mary Powell | Mimi |
| Nicholas Ross | Ken |
| Pedro Henry | Tod |
"The Least Offensive Play in the Whole Darn World"
| Performer | Role |
| Lisa Noury | Shelley |
| Josh Dohmann | Tom |
| Alex Federle | Warren |
| Amanda Blommel | Female Opera Singer |
| Ashley Jankowiak | Williamson |
| Cailyn Quevedo | Mark |
| Candy Littrell | Roma |
| Cayla Crowley | Medea |
| Chris Revelia | Johnny |
| Desiree Bonilla | Jason |
| Irene Mincuzzi | Tybalt |
| Jessica Olarte | Abraham |
| Joanna Soto | Dennis |
| Johora Ramotar | Frankie |
| Kelsey Loynaz | Page/Phantom Cast |
| Londa Edwards | Roger |
| Megan Dart | Lingk |
| Megan Russell | Romeo |
| Nicole Salce | Mercutio |
| Rachael Freeman | Chorus 3 |
| Stephen Hopkins | Chorus 2 |
| Susan Belliveau | Harper |
| Wes Ford | Chorus 1 |
"Employees Must Wash Hands...Before Murder"
| Performer | Role |
| Ashley Thomas | Samantha |
| Amy Van Heerden | Ashley |
| Lauren Vanhelden | Torok, Mother, Mrs. H |
| Mark Vicciardo | Steve |
| Bernadette Ricard | Celia |
| Taylor Raftaseth | Debbie |
| Alex Reuille | Scabby |
| Tori Musco | Squirmy, Spastic Child |
| Kim Morin | Health Inspector, Ann. |
| Lindsay Hail | Health Insp. Intern |
| Cara Dozier | Birdie, Girl, Anderson |
| Angel Baynard | Fairy of C.W.I. |
| Brennan Decandio | Defense Atty, J. Tyler |
| Set & Props Crew Designer : Johora Ramotar ('07) | Costume Crew Designer : Lauren Vanhelden ('09) | Publicity Crew Designer: Megan Russell ('08) |
| Kyle Adams Brandon Armstrong Lexi Davies Katie Gardner George Procopis | Desi Arcadi Andrew Garces Chanel Letourneau Irene Mincuzzi | Angel Baynard Chelsea Butts Josh Caine Marianelly Camunas Wes Ford |
| Makeup Crew Designer : Megan Russell ('08) | House Crew Manager : Miranda Ross ('08) |
| Katherina Diaz Londa Edwards Starlett Hill Chloe Letourneau Margie Williams | Box Office Ushers Jasmin Brown (THU) Carly Edwards (THU) Rachel Landers (THU) Moriah Sobeck (FRI) Haleigh Whitfield (FRI) Chelsea Wolfe (FRI) |